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    The doctor finished his examination and asked the patient to step into his office.

    "Sit down, Mr. Kay sen. After looking at these test results, I recommend that you have an operation immediately." The man thought for a moment, "How will this affect my hobby, Doctor?" "What's your hobby?" "Saving money!"
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    "To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and...
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  • Scratch Golfer Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met on the putting green for the first time.
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