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    A married couple had just crawled into bed on night when the phone started to ring.

    The man got up to answer it, "How the hell should I know, that's a thousand miles away!" he exclaimed before slamming down the receiver.

    "Who was that?" asked a puzzled wife.

    "I don't have any idea," said the husband. "Some guy wanted to know if the coast is clear."
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    Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly...
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    "Lou," says the shocked friend...
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    "Sit down, Mr. Kay sen. After looking at these test results, I recommend that...