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    "How does Jeeto like being pregnant?" Santa asked his friend Banta.

    "Oh, she's not pregnant," Banta replied, "she's expecting."

    "What's the difference?" Santa pressed.

    "Well," Banta explained, "She's expecting me to cook dinner, she's expecting me to do the housework, she's expecting me to rub her feet..."
  • Wife's Photograph Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
    Hubby: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and...
  • Drunk Fart There was a husband and his wife sitting next to a drunk in a bar.
    Suddenly the drunk stands up and yells, "ATTENTION ALL" and farts loudly...
  • Best Friend A man is sitting at the bar in his local tavern, furiously imbibing shots of whiskey. One of his friends happens to come into the bar and sees him.
    "Lou," says the shocked friend...
  • Love and Marriage My Dad and I were talking the other night about love and marriage.
    He told me that he knew as early as their wedding what marriage to my Mom would be like...
  • Blood Circulation A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said, "Now, boys, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know...