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    During Exam...
    Madam: Why are you so confused..?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Did you forget your pen...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot roll no...?

    Pappu: *Silent*

    Madam: Forgot calculator..?

    Pappu: Oye chup kar ja maata..!! Yaha parchi galat subject ki le aya, tujhe pen, pencil ki agg lagi hai..!!!
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