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    College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin apna naam likhna tha.

    Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai jee.

    College Clerk: Achcha aur pita ka naam?

    Student: Ji Janak Puri.

    College Clerk: Achcha Dadaji ka naam?

    Student: Trilok Puri.

    College Clerk: Hey Bhagwaan beta jaate jaate apni maa ka naam bhi bata do.

    Student: Maya Puri.

    College Clerk: Main yeh sub nahin maanta. Koi aaya he tumhare saath family se tumhaari admission ke liye.

    Student: Ji mera bara bhai hai yeh.

    College Clerk: Aapka naam?

    Bhai: Govind Puri!
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