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    Life mein 2 baatein hamesha yaad rakhna...

    Pehli Baat:
    Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna "PAN Card" Aur "Aadhar Card" mein dikhta hai,
    Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, jitna "Facebook" aur "Whatsapp" pe dikhta hai.

    Dusri Baat:
    Har insaan itna bura nahin hota, jitna uski "Biwi" & "GF" usko samajhti hai,
    Aur itna achcha bhi nahin hota, Jitna uski "Maa" usko samjhti hai.
  • The Puri Family College Clerk: Beta yeh form tumne galat bhar diya hai. Yahaan address nahin apna naam likhna tha.
    Student: Vikas Puri mera naam hi hai ji...
  • The Old Typewriter The boys had been up in the attic together helping with some cleaning. The kids uncovered an old manual typewriter and asked her, "Hey Mom, what`s...
  • PE Teacher! A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 - 18 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids...
  • The New Hindi Lingo CRICKET: Gol guttam lakad battam de danadan pratiyogita.
    CRICKET TEST MATCH: Pakad dandu, maar mandu, de danaadan pratiyogita.
    TABLE TENNIS: Lakdi ke phalak shetra...
  • Santa in Trouble! Banta noticed that Santa was looking depressed, and asked what was wrong.
    "Well," said Santa, "I ran afoul of one of those awkward questions women...