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    Ek Pakistani, American aur Indian ek ship mein ja rahe the.

    Achaanak ek Jinn aaya aur bola: Samundar mein koi cheez phenko, agar maine dhoondh li to main tumhein maar dunga aur na dhoondh paya to main tumhara Gulam.

    Pakistani ne sui phenki. Jinn ne dhoondh li aur use maar diya.

    American ne memory card phenk diya lekin Jinn ne vo bhi dhoondh liya aur use bhi maar diya.

    Indian ne kuchh phenka...

    Ginn ne bohut dhoondha... dhoondh dhoondh ke thak gaya aur leki usko kuch mila nahin. Pareshaan ho kar us ne pucha: Batao mere aaka main haar gaya."

    Indian bola: Main bhi tera baap hoon, maine Disprin ki goli phenki thi, chal beta, ghar chal bohut kaam pada hai.
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