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    Mom: Happy birthday Suarez.
    Suarez: Thanks mom.
    Mom: Cake kaato beta.
    Suarez: Ok mom.
    Mom: Arrey beta chakku se....

    Had Luis Suarez been an engineering student, which Indian college was he likely to be found in?
    BITS Pilani.

    Suarez ke Talent Ki Daant Deni Hogi.

    Generally In Other Sports We Have a Nail-Biting Finish... Soccer is Different !!!

    If Suarez was from Bihar, what would his mother call him ?
    'Bitwa'

    Luis Suarez ka favorite application?
    BitTorrent.

    And Last And Best One:
    Suarez to girl: Do you believe in love at first bite?
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