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    Bill Clinton is visiting a school. In one class, he asks the students if anyone can give him an example of a "tragedy". One little boy stands up and offers "If my best friend who lives next door was playing in the street when a car came along and killed him, that would be a tragedy."
    "No," Clinton says, "That would be an ACCIDENT."
    A girl raises her hand. "If a school bus carrying fifty children drove off a cliff, killing everyone involved... that would be a tragedy."
    "I m afraid not," explains Clinton. "That is what we would call a GREAT LOSS."
    The room is silent; none of the other children volunteer.
    "What?" asks Clinton, "Isn`t there any one here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"
    Finally, a boy in the back raises his hand. In a timid voice, he speaks: "If an airplane carrying Bill and Hillary Clinton were blown up by a bomb, that would be a tragedy."
    "Wonderful!" Clinton beams. "Marvelous! And can you tell me WHY that would be a tragedy?"
    "Well," says the boy, "because it wouldn`t be an accident, and it certainly would be no great loss!"
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