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    An Aussie bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store. He placed them on the front seat and headed back home.

    He stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was filling up her car at the next pump. Although it was very cold she was wearing a very short skirt and a light jacket which was wide open.

    She glanced at the beer, bent over and knocked on the passenger window. With her bra-less breasts almost falling out her skimpy top she said, in a sexy voice, "I am a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?"

    He thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of beer ya got?"
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    He then realised the truth, "I think we`re in a gay bar...
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    One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some Jewish guy...
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  • A businessman packing for a trip glances in his briefcase.
    "Honey," he says to his wife.
    "Yes, darling?" she replies.
    "Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "Why do you persist in putting...
  • Quick and Fast! Little Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his college... but she belonged to someone else. One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I`ll give you a $50 if you let me have you....