Jab Maggi Ban Hui Thi Toh Ladkiyon Ka Bada Mazaak Udaya Tha Ladkon Ne Ki Ab Kya Cook Karogi ?
    Lo Saalon, Lag Gayi Baddua, Ho Gaya Porn Ban!!!!

    Jat Tak Patanjali Ka Shudh Desi Porn DVD Bazaar Mein Nahin Aa Jaata Tab Tak Logon Se Aagrah Hai Ki Vo Dhairya Aur Veerya Dono Rakhein!

    Basically Government is against anything which gives you pleasure in 2 minutes.

    Pehle Maggie Ban Ho Gayi, Aur Ab Porn!!! Hey Bhagwaan, Ye Akele Rahne Wale Ladkon Ki Kaisi Pariksha Le Raha Hai Tu?

    Ab Yeh Afwah Kaun Faila Raha Hai Ki Ayurvedic Maggie Ke Baad Baba Ramdev Ayurvedic Porn Bhi Banayenge.... Hadd Hai Yaar!

    Pornban results to sudden increase in the sales of external storage devices.

    Interviewer: What is your name?
    Girl: Ima
    Interviewer: But online application says 'Pornima'
    Girl: Sir, I applied on 31st July Before the #Pornban.
  • Pubic Hair Souvenir Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Ek Gift Manga. Girlfriend Ne Usko Jhaant Ke 3-4 Baal Ukhad Ke De Diye.
    Ladka Wo Baal Le Kar Sunaar Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kaha: Ye Chaandi Ke Box Mein Saja Ke Do....
  • Gay Bar! A priest and a minister walked into a bar. After sitting down, ordering, and some chit chat the priest said, "Have you noticed there are no women in this bar?"
    He then realised the truth, "I think we`re in a gay bar...
  • Selling Ass-holes Two businessmen in New York were standing around and taking a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn`t ready, and didn`t even have the shelves set up.
    One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some Jewish guy...
  • Costume Party A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she...
  • A businessman packing for a trip glances in his briefcase.
    "Honey," he says to his wife.
    "Yes, darling?" she replies.
    "Honey," he says, in mild exasperation, "Why do you persist in putting...