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    Sunny Leone Jaisa Sachcha Aur Achcha Pyar Koi Kar Hi Nahin Sakta. 50 Cameras Ki Nazar Us Pe Hoti Hai, Saara Movie Crew Bhi Hota Hai Sets Pe Lekin Uska Pura Dhyan Apne Partner Pe Hota Hai, Khul Kar Aur Tassalli Se Pyar Karti Hai.
    Aur Ek Hamare Yahan Ki Ladkiyan... Akele Mein, Band Kamre Mein, Yahan Tak Ki Andhere Mein Bhi Jhik Jhik Karti Rehti Hain!!!

    Height of Disappointment:
    Husband enters in a Medical Store to buy condoms on weekend and receives SMS from Wife: Ghar Aate Huye Whisper Le Aana...!!!

    Ek Ladki Ne Blue Film Bilkul End Tak Dekhi... Kyunki Usko Laga Ki Ladka End Mein Us Ladki Se Shaadi Kar Lega!!!

    Husband: Ye Kya Cooking Show Dekhti Rehti Hai, Koi Phayda Hai Iska? Khana Banana Toh Aata Nahi Tumhe??
    Wife: Tum Bhi to Blue Film Dekhte Rehte Ho, Maine Kabhi Kuch Kaha?

    Yaar, Badi Khushi Hoti Hai Jab Meri Premika Kehti Hai Ki Jaanu, Ye Toh Bahut Bada Hai...
    But Tension Bhi Hoti Hai Ki Bhenchod Isne Chota Kiska Dekha Hoga!!!
  • A true Aussie An Aussie bought two cases of beer on sale at the Beer Store. He placed them on the front seat and headed back home. He stopped at a service station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde was...
  • Pubic Hair Souvenir Ek Ladke Ne Apni Girlfriend Se Ek Gift Manga. Girlfriend Ne Usko Jhaant Ke 3-4 Baal Ukhad Ke De Diye.
    Ladka Wo Baal Le Kar Sunaar Ke Paas Gaya Aur Kaha: Ye Chaandi Ke Box Mein Saja Ke Do....
  • Gay Bar! A priest and a minister walked into a bar. After sitting down, ordering, and some chit chat the priest said, "Have you noticed there are no women in this bar?"
    He then realised the truth, "I think we`re in a gay bar...
  • Selling Ass-holes Two businessmen in New York were standing around and taking a break in their soon-to-be new store. As yet, the store wasn`t ready, and didn`t even have the shelves set up.
    One said to the other, "I bet any minute now some Jewish guy...
  • Costume Party A couple was invited to a swanky costume party. Unfortunately, the wife came down with a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He being a devoted husband protested, but she...