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    Samsung has just incorporated a new feature in their latest hand set... Concept: Make in India !

    Say Modi.... Modi... twice in your handset and it goes into flight mode.

    Say Singh... Singh... twice and it will take you to silent mode.

    Say Arnaab... Arnaab... twice and it will switch on the loud speaker.

    Say Kejri... Kejri... twice and it will start shivering and go into vibrating mode.

    Say Rahul... Rahul... twice and it will switch off the phone.
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  • Blonde's Bad Dream A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her psychologist.
    Psychologist: What is your dream about?
    Blonde: I am being chased by a vampire...
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  • Skin Graft A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman`s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn`t graft any skin from her body because she was too skinny. So the husband offered...