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    A young straight couple was in love but they were so poor they could only afford to get married at a gay church.

    So they met with their gay pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or a traditional service, they opted for the contemporary.

    On the big day, a major storm forced the groom to take an alternate route to the church. The streets were flooded, so he rolled up his pants legs to keep his trousers dry. When he finally reached the church, his best man rushed him into the sanctuary and up to the altar, just as the ceremony was starting.

    "Pull down your pants," whispered the pastor.

    "Uh, Reverend, I've changed my mind," the groom responded. "I think I would prefer the traditional service."
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