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    Three little rabbits escaped from a testing lab and found an entire field full of carrots. They ate themselves into a stupor and slept through the night.

    The next morning, they found an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight.

    They had sex throughout the entire day and slept throughout the night.

    The next morning, the rabbits got to talking.

    "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," said the first one.
    "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," said the second.

    "I'm going back to the lab," said the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette.
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