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    There was a political leader who was on the verge of being defeated in the elections. When he received a phone call saying that his wife had delivered triplets, he exclaimed: "Oh! I demand a recounting."
  • Doctor on round While making rounds, a doctor shows an X ray to a group of interns.
    'As you can see,' she says, 'the patient limps be-cause...
  • The General, Colonel and the Sarge. General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend to visit for a week of pheasant shooting. The friend was in awe of the General`s new bird dog, 'Sarge'. The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the friend offered to buy...
  • Hillary`s Fortune During a publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune-teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news that...
  • Engineer in Hell!! An engineer dies and reports to the Pearly Gates. Saint Peter checks his dossier and says, 'You`re an engineer, you`re in the wrong place.'
    So the engineer reports to the Gates of Hell and is welcomed. Soon, he becomes rather dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell; he begins to design and build...
  • Caffeine Pollution... Seattle harbor is polluted. Not with crap, but with caffeine. Home to 12 billion Starbucks outlets, Seattle coffee addicts are pissing...