|A South Indian and his six year old son went to the Zoo.|
At the Elephant's section, there was a sign put up, "Feed the elephant a bun to get your age."
The little boy gives a bun to the elephant and it stamps its foot six times.
"Wow," says the boy. "That's right. I'm six. Dad, now you have a go."
The South Indian dad gives the elephant a bun.
A moment later, the elephant lets go a loud fart and stamps his foot thrice.
Dad, "O mai Gad. Wat a korect anszer. I'm farty three."