|Moms will be Moms... Doesn't matter who you are. Here is some Mom talk.|
Issac Newton's mother: "But did you wash the apple before eating it?"
Archimedes's mother: "Didn't you have any shame running naked in the street from? And, WHO is this girl Eureka???"
Thomas Edison's mother: Of course I am proud that you invented the electric bulb. Now turn it off and get to bed !!!"
Abraham Lincoln's mother: "Now that you have become President for heaven's sake get rid of that shabby tailcoat and stovepipe hat, and buy yourself a decent outfit."
James Watt's mother: "If you just keep watching that damn lid lifting and dropping, rice will be burnt. Turn off the stove now."
Alexander Graham Bell's mother: "You have installed this new silly thing in the house alright, but I do not want girls calling you at odd hours."
Galileo Galilei's mother: "What use is seeing that goddamn moon with your telescope if it does not help me to see my mother in Milano."
Samuel Morse's mother: "Make sure your school report card doesn't have only dashes and dots."
Mona Lisa's mother: "After all that money your father and I spent on your braces, is that the best smile you can give us ?"
Michelangelo's mother: "Can't you paint on walls like other children? Do you have any idea how hard it is to get that stuff off the ceiling ?"
Albert Einstein's mother: "Can't you do something about your hair ? Use styling gel or something?"
Bill Gates's mother: "You keep browsing all day long; watch out if I ever catch you on any adult web-site."
Danial Fahrenheit's mother: "Stop playing with boiling water and let me make tea."
Georg Ohm's mother: "I don't like you resisting everything I say."
Robert Boyle's mother: "If your volume is really inversely proportional to pressure, you must be having a constipation. Take a laxative."
Alessandro Volta's mother: "It is shocking to see you all the while dipping those copper and zinc rods in that beaker."
Andre Ampere's mother: "Apart from fooling around all the time shall you ever find time to glance through your current books!"
Socrates's mother: "If you keep drinking from any cup, it is not necessary that you will also survive like Meera Bai."
Christopher Columbus' mother: "I don't care what you were busy discovering and where, you could still have dropped a two line letter!"
Dedicated to All Mothers, But for Whom The Human Civilisation wouldn't Have Progressed.