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    A woman dies. In heaven she sees a large Wall full of Clocks.

    She asks angel: What are these for?

    Angel answers: These are Lie Clocks, every person has a lie clock! Whenever you lie on earth, clock moves.

    The woman points towards a clock and asks: Whose clock is this?

    Angel says: It's Yudhishtir's clock. It never moved, showing that he never told lie.

    The woman asks: Where are the clocks of Married men?

    The angel replies: Those are in our office, We use them as 'OFFICE FANS'

    She then asked, what about the Married women?

    The angel replied: Those are kept out... they are 'Generating electricity'!!!
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