|In the crowded Chembur station, a bespectacled man with a thick moustache approached a passenger and proclaimed in a heavy Malayali accent, "You're Sippy Sopan!"|
The passenger replied, "No, I am Rajesh Joshi!"
"Nyo, nyo, you're Sippy Sopan," persisted the Malayali.
"No, no, I am Rajesh Joshi," insisted the passenger.
The exasperated Malayali looked to the right, looked to the left, pointed a finger at the man's trousers (fly) and whispered...
"Your Sippy Sopan!!!`