A young man visiting a dude ranch wanted to be "macho," so he went out walking with one of the hired hands.

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    The hired hand replied, "Not 'bunch,' but 'herd.'"

    "Heard what?"

    "Herd of cows."

    "Sure, I've heard of cows. There's a big bunch of 'em right over there."
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