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    One Sunday morning, a young woman, who needed forgiveness for her sins, came to a Baptist church. She got up in front of the congregation and stated, "Last week, I slept with a young soldier who picked me up at a bar and now I ask the Lord's forgiveness."

    "Hallelujah!", cried the congregation.

    She continued, "Two days ago, I slept with a young sailor, but now I ask the Lord's forgiveness."

    "Hallelujah!", cried the congregation again.

    "But tonight, because I have come here and done my penance, I will sleep with the Lord," she finished.

    But before the congregation could respond, an old drunk in the back yelled out in a clear voice, "That's fucking great... fuck 'em all."
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