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    A stunning blonde had gone to her student advisor for some course problems, but seemed to be paying only half attention to his replies.

    "Are you feeling OK?" he asked.

    "Well, to be honest, I have this compulsion to have sex with every man I meet," she admitted. "Is there a name for my condition?"

    "Why yes, there is," he said, as he picked her up and began carrying her to the couch. "It's called 'Good News'."
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