Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool off.

    Later that evening, he decided to phone home to see what the situation was and maybe even apologize.

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    "What am I making for dinner? After all the horrible things you said to me earlier, you want to know what I am making for dinner?? Poison, that's what I'm making, poison."

    Bernie replies, "Okay then, just make one portion, I'm not coming home."
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