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    Doctors are used to getting calls at any hour. One night a man phoned his doctor, waking him up.

    "I'm really sorry to bother you so late," he said, "but I think my wife has appendicitis."

    Still half asleep, the doctor reminded him that he had removed hs wife's inflamed appendix a couple of years before.

    "Whoever heard of a second appendix?" the doctor asked.

    "You may not have heard of a second appendix, doc," the man replied, "but surely you've heard of a second wife!"
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