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    An absent-minded husband thought he had conquered his problem of trying to remember his wife's birthday and their anniversary.

    He opened an account with a florist, provided that florist with the dates and instructions to send flowers to his wife on these dates along with an appropriate note signed, Your loving husband.

    His wife was thrilled by this new display of attention and all went well until next year, on their anniversary, when he came home, kissed his wife and said off-handedly, "Nice flowers, honey. Where'd you get them?"
  • What's Cooking? Bernie had a fight with Rachel, his wife, and went to the movies to cool off.
    Later that evening, he decided to phone home to see what the situation was and maybe even apologize. "Hello, darling...
  • A Small Circle During a training session at an artillery unit the sergeant-major was busy describing how the sophisticated aiming device of the artillery weapon system is used. "As you all know, there are...
  • BBQ Season We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity, as it`s the only type of cooking...
  • Surviving Canadian Winters The Collins family owned a small farm in Canada, just yards away from the North Dakota border. For generations, their land had been the subject of a minor dispute between Canada and the United States..
  • A Horrible Way to Die Two guys in a bar... One says, "Did your hear the news - Mike is dead!"
    "Wooo, what the hell happened to him?"
    Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and...