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    On my first day working at the gas station, I watched a senior co-worker measure the level of gasoline in the underground tanks by lowering a giant measuring stick down into them.

    "What would happen if I threw a lit match into the hole?" I joked.

    "It would go out," he replied very matter-of-factly.

    "Really?" I asked, surprised to hear that. "Is there a lack of oxygen down there or some safety device that would extinguish it before the fumes ignited?"

    "No," my co-worker continued. "The force from the explosion would blow out the match."
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