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    A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.

    "Listen," said the shoplifter, "I know you don't want any trouble either. What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?"
    The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.

    The crook looked at the slip and said, "This is a little more than I intended to spend. Can you show me something less expensive?"
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