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    A woman from Michigan and another from the East coast were seated side-by-side on an airplane. The woman from Michigan, being friendly and all, said, "So, where are you from?"

    The East coast woman said, "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

    The woman from Michigan sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, "So, where are you from, you silly bitch?"
  • True Friends A young honeymoon couple were touring southern Florida and happened to stop at one of the rattlesnake farms along the road. After seeing the sights, they engaged in small talk with the man...
  • Baseball Explained This is a game played by two teams, one out the other in. The one that`s in, sends players out one at a time, to see if they can get in before they get out. If they get out before they get in...
  • Motherless Mayhem One afternoon a man came home from work to find total mayhem in his house. His three children were outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn...
  • A Dish With Fish There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish. They politely say to each other, "You may choose first...
  • Indie Puns What`s the need to arrest Vijay Mallya? He has anyway spent most of his life behind bars.

    What do you call people who don`t believe in going to the gym?