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    Santa Singh while travelling in a plane was continuously looking at a woman's legs and saw that she wasn't wearing her panties and beneath her tall waxed legs was a clean shaved pussy that was just unbelievable.

    Woman: I know what you are looking at.

    Santa apologetically: I am sorry Ma'am, this would not happen again.

    Woman: that's perfectly OK. I know I'm not wearing my panties but one thing you don't know is that my pussy can do funny things.

    Santa: Like what?

    Woman: It can wink.

    Santa: Show me how?

    The woman lifted her skirt and made her clean shaved pussy wink at the Santa.

    Santa: Wow its amazing.

    Woman: It can blow a kiss as well and she made her nice pink lips blow a kiss at him.

    Santa got completely floored by this and was in awe of what he just saw.

    Woman who was completely hot and wet and wanted some action said to Santa: you can come next to my seat and put your fingers in my pussy.

    Santa: Teri behen di, don't tell me it can whistle too.

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