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    An interoffice football game was held every year between the company's marketing and support staff.

    The support staff whipped the marketing department soundly. But the marketing department showed how they earn their keep by posting this memo on the bulletin board after the game:

    "The marketing department is pleased to announce that during the 2009 football season, we came in 2nd place, having lost just one game all year. However, the support staff had a rather dismal season, as they won only one game."
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