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    A man goes into hospital for a vasectomy. When he wakes up he's surrounded by several anxious looking doctors and asks nervously, "Is there a problem?"

    The head surgeon says gently, with tears in his eyes, "I'm afraid so... I'm sorry but your notes got mixed up and we've given you a sex change rather than a vasectomy."

    The patient is devastated and shockingly replies, "Do you mean to say I'll never experience another erection?"

    The surgeon pauses for a moment then says, "Well, you might, but it won't be yours."
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    The teacher asks, "How old is your mother?"
    Little Mary says, "Forty....
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  • Blind Date Nina and Rosey meet for lunch and Nina seems a little depressed. "What`s wrong Nina?" asks Rosey.
    Nina replies, "Well, a friend of mine set me up on a blind date and I told her the criteria...
  • Pre-Paid Plan A guy goes to a house of prostitution. He selects a girl, pays her $200 up front, and he gets undressed. She`s about to take off her sheer blue negligee, when the fire alarms rings! She runs out of the room...
  • GST on PENIS The Govt is to announce that the GST would definitely apply to the Penis because it provides a Service. The way the tax will apply was difficult to decide. This was due to the fact that - 90 percent of the time it is...