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    David Beckham gets in a taxi at Dublin airport. He notices the driver looks at him insistently in the rearview mirror.

    After 5 minutes the taxi driver asks, "Ok. At least give me a hint."

    David Beckham sighs and says, "I had a brilliant career at Manchester United, married one of the Spice Girls and played for more than 100 times for England's national team. Enough?"

    Driver replies, "No, you idiot! Where are we going??"
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