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    A rabbi and a priest meet up after a year not seeing each other.

    The rabbi goes, "Man, you've put on some weight since last time!"

    Priest: "Yeah I know, it is a new technique I came up with. You go to a restaurant, eat as much as you can. When the bill comes, you tell them you already paid for it."

    Rabbi: "Sure, but the waiter won't believe you, right?"

    Priest: "Of course he won't. That's when you tell him how dare he doubt a man of faith? It usually works and you can leave without paying."

    Rabbi: "Very nice, I'll be trying this."

    Later that day, the rabbi goes to his favorite kosher restaurant. After eating 5 plates, the waiter comes up to him with the bill.

    Rabbi: "Oh, I already paid."

    Waiter: "Mmm, I'm pretty sure you did not sir."

    Rabbi: "You know I'm a rabbi, how dare you doubt a man of faith? I told you, I already paid."

    Waiter: "So sorry sir, you are right, it must be some misunderstanding, you're good to go."

    15 minutes goes by and the rabbi is still at the table. 30 minutes... 45 minutes... 1 hour and he is still there!

    The waiter walks up to him, "Sir, why are you still here?"

    Rabbi: "Well, I'm waiting for the change!"
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