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    Big Boss contestant Shehnaaz Gill famously said, "Tuadda kutta Tommy, sadda kutta kutta?" and it was remixed later and now it's viral:

    Saddi Chowmein Chowmein, Tuaddi Chowmein Spaghetti?

    Sadda Dosa Dosa, Tuaadda Dosa Pancake?

    Sadda Pear Pear, Tuadda Pear Avocado?

    Sadde Pappad Pappad, Tuadde Pappad Nachos?

    Saddi Chutney Chutney, Tuaddi Chutney Dip?

    Saddi Khichdi Khichdi, Tuaddi Khichdi Risotto?

    Sadde Momos Momos, Tuadde Momos Dumpling?

    Sadda Dahi Dahi, Tuadaa Dahi yogurt?

    Saddi Sauce Sauce, Tuaddi Sauce Ketchup ?

    Sadda Biskut Biskut, Twadda Biscuit Cookies.
  • Meteor Shower Three dinosaurs are running across the desert when they stumble across a magic lamp. They rub it and a genie appears. "I have three wishes, so I`ll give one to each of you," the genie announces...
  • Drunk Husband Marge was in bed with a man. All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. The man said, "Oh, my gosh, your husband is home!!! What am I going to do?"
    "Just stay in bed with me. He`s probably so drunk...
  • The Holy Spirit A traveling evangelist always put on a grand finale at his revival meetings, when he was to preach at a church, he would secretly hire a small boy to sit in the ceiling rafters with a dove in a cage. Toward the end...
  • Hot Stock! A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move," said the broker. "It`s only $1 a share."
    "Buy me 1,000 shares," said the client...
  • Beef Tongue vs Eggs! A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher`s counter.
    The lady asks, "What in the world is that...