|Three members of a weekly female bridge quartet were duly impressed when the fourth arrived wearing a gorgeous new mink coat.|
"That's a lovely garment Joan," purred Kay.
"It must have cost a fortune!" Sue said.
"No, it didn't," said Joan, "just a single piece of ass."
"You mean," Barb chimed in, "one that you gave your husband?"
"No," smiled Joan "One that he got from the maid."