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    Three members of a weekly female bridge quartet were duly impressed when the fourth arrived wearing a gorgeous new mink coat.

    "That's a lovely garment Joan," purred Kay.

    "It must have cost a fortune!" Sue said.

    "No, it didn't," said Joan, "just a single piece of ass."

    "You mean," Barb chimed in, "one that you gave your husband?"

    "No," smiled Joan "One that he got from the maid."
  • Date Night! A guy on a date parks his car and gets the girl in the back seat. They make love, but the girl wants to make love again so the guy complies. She wants more and they do it once again. She still wants...
  • Getting A Date There was a loser who couldn`t get a date. He went to a bar and asked this one guy how to get a date. The guy said, "It`s simple. I just say, I`m a lawyer."
    So the guy went up to a pretty woman...
  • Sexual Sin In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions...
  • New SCAM to Lookout For!!! I don`t know how many of you visit the MGM Grand Casino but this may be useful to know. I have become a victim of a clever scam when using the casino`s car parking facility. This happened to me and...
  • Parsi Wedding At a Parsi wedding at Allbless Baug, everyone got drunk. The bride`s & groom`s families wrecked the new reception hall fighting with each other. The police had to break up the fighting. The next week...