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    The president got off the helicopter in front of the White House with a baby hog under each arm.
    The Marine guard snapped to attention, saluted, and said, "Nice pigs, sir".
    The president replied, "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback hogs.I got one for Hillary and I got one for Chelsea."
    The Marine again snapped to attention, saluted, and replied, "Nice trade, sir."
  • Chicken farm! An idiot decides to start up a chicken farm, so he buys a hundred chickens to get up...
  • Beautiful? There was a lawyer and he was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery, and his wife...
  • The act of Unlocking! A customer arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up their car, They were told that the keys had been accidentally locked in it.
    He went to the service department and found a mechanic, Mr Santa working feverishly to unlock the driver`s...
  • Rescuers reward! Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help. A trout fisherman ran up.
    The man said, 'My wife is drowning and I can`t swim. Please save her. I'll give you a hundred...
  • Ice fishing! A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She`d seen many books on the subject, and finally, after getting all the necessary items together, she made for thenearest frozen lake.
    After positioning her footstool, she started to make a circular cut...