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    Five hundred times!!!
    A woman was found guilty in traffic court and when asked for her occupation she said she was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from the bench.
    "Madam, I have waited years for a schoolteacher to appear before this court." He smiled with delight. "Now sit down at that table and write `I will not run a red light` five hundred times."
  • A Clever Hubby A wife and her husband were having a dinner party for some important guests. The wife was very excited about this and wanted everything to be perfect. At the very last minute, she realized that she didn`t have any snails for the dinner party, so she asked her husband to run down to the beach with the bucket to gather some...
  • The Good Wife !! A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor`s office. After his checkup, the doctor called the wife into his office alone and said...
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  • Valentines` Cards A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing 'Love' stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over...
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