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    There was this guy that lived acrossed from a blonde. He was outside mowing,and here comes the blonde. She goes to her mailbox, opens it, looks inside it, and slams it.
    In about ten minutes, here she comes again, opens her mailbox, looks in it and slams it shut looking upset.
    In about 15 more minutes here she comes again, opens her mailbox, looks in it, and slams it shut. The guy walks over and asked her what her problem was.
    She said "There is a sign on my computer that says I have mail."
  • A matter of trust! A defense attorney was cross-examining a police officer during a felony trial --it went like this...
  • Helping God!! An old couple go to the doctor. The old man goes first to have his physical. When the doctor is done with him, he sends the old man back into the wating room and calls the old woman in. The doctor tells her, 'Before we proceed with the examination, I would like to...
  • Blind as a bat!!! A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the cave`s roof to get some sleep. Soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to shut up and let him get some sleep, but they persisted until he...
  • Subtle hints ! ! ! 'I`m worried that I`m losing my wife`s love,' the husband told the counselor. 'Has she started to neglect you?'
    'Not at all,' the dejected man replied. 'She meets me at the door with a cold drink and a warm kiss and...
  • The clean up job!! Santa and Banta are sitting in a bar getting pretty loaded. Suddenly, Banta throws up all over himself. 'Aw man, my wife is going to kill me when she sees this,' he says. Santa replies...