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    This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, "Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago."
    Saint Peter asks, "What`s his name?"
    "Allan Smith," replies the woman.
    "Gee," says Saint Peter, "we`ve got a lot of Allan Smiths up here. But sometimes we can identify people by their last words. Do you happen to remember what his last words were?"
    The woman thinks for a moment, then says, "Oh yes! I remember them! He said that if I ever slept with another man after he was gone, he would roll over in his grave."
    "Oh!" says Saint Peter. "You mean Spinning Allan Smith!"
  • Blow the safe ! Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
    The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, 'I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in...
  • Kind Banta Preeto arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband, Banta, in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, Banta stopped her with these words:
    'Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking...
  • Baker ? Santa and his wife lives in a small house in Chandigarh. One day Snata`s wife, Jeeto, asks Santa to fix a cupboard door, since one of the hinges was broken.
    His reply was 'Do I look like a carpenter? I`m a Photographer, not a carpenter. Get a...
  • Mr & Mrs Santa Banta sees his buddy, Santa, in a bar and says, 'You`re not going to believe this, but I`ve got a wild nymphomaniac in my car out in the parking lot. She`s wearing me out! Can you go out to the car and keep her busy? The dome light is off, so...
  • Smart rooster Santa goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken.
    The cocky young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says: 'OK, old fellow, time to retire.'
    The old rooster says: 'You can`t handle all these chickens, look what...