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    Banta in a very maross mood tells Santa that his buffalo is ill. He enquires from Santa, "that wasn`t his buffalo also down with the same illness last year?"
    Santa replies in the affirmative. Banta asks for the medication used by Santa. Santa tells him that he gave 250 gms of opium to it.
    Banta goes home and gives 250 gms of opium to his ailing buffalo. The next day, he met Santa and told him that his buffalo died.
    Santa tells Banta that it isn`t surprising, because even his buffalo died after taking the opium.
  • Well equipped ? Santa and his wife, Jeeto, went on vacation to a resort. One morning, Santa came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. Jeeto decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out a short distance from shore, anchored the boat and started...
  • Spinning Smith! This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, 'Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago.'
    Saint Peter asks, 'What`s his name?'
    'Allan Smith,' replies the woman.
    'Gee,' says Saint Peter, 'we`ve got a...
  • Strange Punishment Little Johnnie, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnnie. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said...
  • Blow the safe ! Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
    The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, 'I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in...
  • Kind Banta Preeto arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband, Banta, in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, Banta stopped her with these words:
    'Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking...