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    A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
    The trembling monkey says, "You are, mighty lion!
    "Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows, "Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?"
    The terrified wildbeest stammers, "Oh great lion, you are by far the mightiest animal in the jungle!"
    On a roll now, the lion swaggers up to an elephant and roars, "Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?"
    Fast as lightning, the elephant snatches up the lion with his trunk, slams him against a tree half a dozen times. The lion feeling like it`d been run over by a safari wagon. The elephant then stomped on the lion till it looked like a corn tortilla and ambled away.
    The lion let out a moan of pain, lifted his head weakly and hollered after the elephant, "Just because you don`t know the answer, you don`t have to get so mad."
  • Unusual event! Unusual event! The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
    It began, 'Daddy fell into the well last week...
  • Well equipped ? Santa and his wife, Jeeto, went on vacation to a resort. One morning, Santa came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. Jeeto decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out a short distance from shore, anchored the boat and started...
  • Spinning Smith! This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, 'Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago.'
    Saint Peter asks, 'What`s his name?'
    'Allan Smith,' replies the woman.
    'Gee,' says Saint Peter, 'we`ve got a...
  • Strange Punishment Little Johnnie, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnnie. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said...
  • Blow the safe ! Two blondes decided to rob a bank together. The first blonde, Judy plans the robbery and goes over the plan with the second blonde, Buffie, in great detail.
    The robbery begins. Judy drives up in front of the bank, stops the car and says to Buffie, 'I want to make absolutely sure you understand the plan. You are supposed to be in...