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    Santa and Jeeto were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Tamil baby boy, and they took him without hesitation.
    On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
    After they filled out the forms, the registration clerk inquired, "What ever possessed you to study Tamil?"
    Santa and Jeeto said proudly, "We just adopted a Tamil baby, and in a year or so he`ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him."
  • The eternal cure? Banta in a very maross mood tells Santa that his buffalo is ill. He enquires from Santa, 'that wasn`t his buffalo also down with the same illness last year?'
    Santa replies in the affirmative. Banta asks for the medication used by Santa. Santa tells him that...
  • Unusual event! Unusual event! The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
    It began, 'Daddy fell into the well last week...
  • Well equipped ? Santa and his wife, Jeeto, went on vacation to a resort. One morning, Santa came back from fishing after getting up really early that morning and took a nap. Jeeto decided to take the boat out. She was not familiar with the lake, so she rowed out a short distance from shore, anchored the boat and started...
  • Spinning Smith! This woman dies, and when she gets to heaven she asks Saint Peter, 'Would it be possible for me to get together with my dear departed husband? He died many years ago.'
    Saint Peter asks, 'What`s his name?'
    'Allan Smith,' replies the woman.
    'Gee,' says Saint Peter, 'we`ve got a...
  • Strange Punishment Little Johnnie, on a day when he was being particularly reckless, was playing in the backyard one morning. Soon, some honeybees started swirling around, annoying little Johnnie. He began stomping on them in his temper. His father caught him trampling the honeybees, and after a brief moment of thought said...