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    Santa and Banta are visting London for the first time. They see a sign reading, "Suits Pound 15, Shirts Pound 2, Trousers Pound 3."
    "Wow," says Banta. "we should snap up some of these bargains and sell them at a profit when we get home."
    Santa agrees and they go into the shop.
    "Twenty suits, 50 shirts and 30 pairs of trousers, please," says Santa to the assitant behind the counter.
    "You`re not from around here, are you?" said the assistant.
    "No," answered Banta. "How did you know?"
    The assistant replies, "This is a dry cleaners."
  • Poor lawyer One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to Heaven. St. Peter`s there, and when they get to the gate, St. Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven: they each have to answer one question.
    To the teacher, he says, 'What was the name of the ship that...
  • Adoption ! Santa and Jeeto were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Tamil baby boy, and they took him without hesitation.
    On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college for...
  • Mightiest !! A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, 'Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?'
    The trembling monkey says, 'You are, mighty lion!
    'Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows...
  • The eternal cure? Banta in a very maross mood tells Santa that his buffalo is ill. He enquires from Santa, 'that wasn`t his buffalo also down with the same illness last year?'
    Santa replies in the affirmative. Banta asks for the medication used by Santa. Santa tells him that...
  • Unusual event! Unusual event! The composition teacher asked the class to write about an unusual event that happened during the past week. Little Johnny got up and read his essay.
    It began, 'Daddy fell into the well last week...