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    A drunk was staggering down the main street of town. Somehow he managed to make it up the stairs to the cathedral and into the building, where he crashed from pew to pew, finally making his way to a side aisle and into a confessional.
    A priest had been observing the man`s sorry progress and figuring that the fellow was in need of some assistance, proceeded to enter his side of the confessional. But his attention was rewarded only by a lengthy silence. Finally he asked, "May I help you, my son?"
    "I dunno..." came the drunk`s voice from behind the partition. "You got any toilet paper on your side?"
  • Chicken farming ! One day our Santa decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbour, Banta, was also a chicken farmer.
    Banta came for a visit one day and said...
  • Poor lawyer One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to Heaven. St. Peter`s there, and when they get to the gate, St. Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven: they each have to answer one question.
    To the teacher, he says, 'What was the name of the ship that...
  • Adoption ! Santa and Jeeto were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Tamil baby boy, and they took him without hesitation.
    On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college for...
  • Mightiest !! A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, 'Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?'
    The trembling monkey says, 'You are, mighty lion!
    'Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows...
  • The eternal cure? Banta in a very maross mood tells Santa that his buffalo is ill. He enquires from Santa, 'that wasn`t his buffalo also down with the same illness last year?'
    Santa replies in the affirmative. Banta asks for the medication used by Santa. Santa tells him that...