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    Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello Class, I`m Mrs. Prussy. When you say my name class, remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
    A few days later the regular teacher is still sick. When Little Johnny gets to his desk, the teacher asks him what her name is. Johnny thinks hard and then says, "I remember it has an "r" after the first letter."
    "That`s right." she coaxed.
    Then after a few second, Little Johnny says, "Mrs. Crunt?"
  • The missed deal Santa and Banta are visting London for the first time. They see a sign reading, 'Suits Pound 15, Shirts Pound 2, Trousers Pound 3.'
    'Wow,' says Banta. 'we should snap up some of these bargains and sell them at a profit when we get home.'
    Santa agrees and...
  • Chicken farming ! One day our Santa decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbour, Banta, was also a chicken farmer.
    Banta came for a visit one day and said...
  • Poor lawyer One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all die and go to Heaven. St. Peter`s there, and when they get to the gate, St. Peter informs them that there will be a test to get into Heaven: they each have to answer one question.
    To the teacher, he says, 'What was the name of the ship that...
  • Adoption ! Santa and Jeeto were delighted when their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them that they had a wonderful Tamil baby boy, and they took him without hesitation.
    On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college for...
  • Mightiest !! A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared, 'Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?'
    The trembling monkey says, 'You are, mighty lion!
    'Later, the lion confronts a wildebeest and fiercely bellows...