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    The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.
    Halfway there, the front tire went flat.
    The model said, "Driver, I don`t have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?"
    The driver said, "Sure."
    He got out of the car and proceeded to change the tire, but couldn`t get the wheel cover off.
    The model saw him struggling and asked, "Do you want a screwdriver?"
    He said "Sure! But, first I have to change this tire."
  • Where`s the Money? The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were `protecting`. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job - if he were to get caught, he wouldn`t be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
    Well, on his first week...
  • Dirty mind!! Santa, the biology teacher, called on Neha, 'Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it`s normal size, and state the conditions.'
    Neha gasped and said in a huff, 'Why, Sir ? That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to...
  • Smart dog A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
    The dog thinks...
  • Murder trial A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.
    In the defense`s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick:
    'Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for...
  • Upside down ! A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his pilot.
    The blind guy then found the radio and started calling the...