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    Santa realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
    "How much do they run?" he asked the clerk.
    "That depends," said the salesman. "They run from Rs 20 to Rs 2,000."
    "Let`s see the Rs 20 model," he said.
    The clerk put the device around Santa`s neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
    "How does it work?" Santa asked.
    "For Rs 20 it doesn`t work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they`ll talk louder!"
  • Novice hunter A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.
    Finally, the uncle had an idea. 'Why don`t you...
  • Where`s the Money? The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were `protecting`. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job - if he were to get caught, he wouldn`t be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
    Well, on his first week...
  • Dirty mind!! Santa, the biology teacher, called on Neha, 'Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it`s normal size, and state the conditions.'
    Neha gasped and said in a huff, 'Why, Sir ? That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to...
  • Smart dog A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
    The dog thinks...
  • Murder trial A defendant was on trial for murder. There was strong evidence indicating guilt, but there was no corpse.
    In the defense`s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, resorted to a trick:
    'Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for...