|Santa realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.|
"How much do they run?" he asked the clerk.
"That depends," said the salesman. "They run from Rs 20 to Rs 2,000."
"Let`s see the Rs 20 model," he said.
The clerk put the device around Santa`s neck. "You just stick this button in your ear and run this little string down to your pocket," he instructed.
"How does it work?" Santa asked.
"For Rs 20 it doesn`t work," the salesman replied. "But when people see it on you, they`ll talk louder!"