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    A taxi passenger tapped the driver, Santa, on the shoulder to ask him a question. Santa screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
    For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then Santa said, "Look sir, don`t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
    The passenger apologized and said, "I didn`t realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
    Santa replied, "Sorry, it`s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I`ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
  • Screwdriver ! The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.
    Halfway there, the front tire went flat.
    The model said, 'Driver, I don`t have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?'
    The driver said...
  • Novice hunter A young man from the city went to visit his farmer uncle. For the first few days, the uncle showed him the usual things - chickens, cows, crops, etc. After three days, however, it was obvious that the nephew was getting bored, and the uncle was running out of things to amuse him with.
    Finally, the uncle had an idea. 'Why don`t you...
  • Where`s the Money? The mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections from all the private businesses that they were `protecting`. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deaf person for this job - if he were to get caught, he wouldn`t be able to communicate to the police what he was doing.
    Well, on his first week...
  • Dirty mind!! Santa, the biology teacher, called on Neha, 'Can you tell me the part of the body that, under the right conditions, expands to six times it`s normal size, and state the conditions.'
    Neha gasped and said in a huff, 'Why, Sir ? That is an inappropriate question and my parents are going to...
  • Smart dog A wealthy man decided to go on a safari in Africa. He took his faithful pet dog along for company. One day the dog starts chasing butterflies and before long he discovers that he is lost. So, wandering about he notices a leopard heading rapidly in his direction with the obvious intention of having lunch.
    The dog thinks...