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    Banta and and son went fishing one day. Sitting in the boat for a couple of hours gave them not much to do, so the son started thinking about the world around him. He began to get curious so he asked his father some questions.
    "How does this boat float?"
    Banta thought for a moment, then replied, "Don`t rightly know, son."
    The boy returned to his contemplation, but soon came up with another one, "How do fish breath underwater?"
    Once again Banta replied, "Don`t rightly know, son."
    A little later the boy asked Banta, "Why is the sky blue?"
    Again, Banta replied, "Don`t rightly know, son."
    Worried he was going to annoy his father, he said, "Dad, do you mind my asking you all of these questions?"
    Banta immediately assured him, "Of course not, son. If you don`t ask questions, you`ll never learn anything!"
  • Do you know? Santa, a small town prosecuting attorney, called his first witness to the stand in a trial - a grandmotherly, elderly woman.
    He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Kapoor, do you know me?'
    She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you Santa. I`ve known you since you were a young boy. And frankly, you`ve been a big...
  • Caring medicos! Caring medicos! Santa took his elderly father to a nursing home to check it out. He sat his father down on a sofa in the main aisleway and went to talk with the administrators.
    Santa`s father started to tilt slowly toward the left.
    A Doctor came by and said...
  • Cab Driver A taxi passenger tapped the driver, Santa, on the shoulder to ask him a question. Santa screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
    For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then Santa said...
  • Hearing aid ! Santa realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but he felt unwilling to spend much money.
    'How much do they run?' he asked the clerk.
    'That depends,' said the salesman. 'They run from Rs 20 to Rs 2,000.'
    'Let`s see the...
  • Screwdriver ! The limousine was taking the beautiful raven-haired model to the airport.
    Halfway there, the front tire went flat.
    The model said, 'Driver, I don`t have time to wait for road service. Can you change it yourself?'
    The driver said...